








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2996 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,347 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1541 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1585 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 753 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1468 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $826,768 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terminator | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | ĐⱤɆ₳₥Ɏ ĐɆ₳₮Ⱨ | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Lok1 | 47% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terminator | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | ĐⱤɆ₳₥Ɏ ĐɆ₳₮Ⱨ | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Lok1 | 47% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lok1 | 29 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | ĐⱤɆ₳₥Ɏ ĐɆ₳₮Ⱨ | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Terminator | 2 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lok1 | 369 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | Terminator | 26 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | ĐⱤɆ₳₥Ɏ ĐɆ₳₮Ⱨ | 24 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terminator | +4.80 | 89 | 54 |
| #2 | Lok1 | +1.35 | 64 | 24 |
| #3 | VerteiltBretterwieOBI | +0.92 | 79 | 41 |
| #4 | ĐⱤɆ₳₥Ɏ ĐɆ₳₮Ⱨ | -2.48 | 30 | 54 |





