








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,854 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
866 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,870 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 512 | 27% |
| Smokes | 355 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 477 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 526 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $285,753 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tosse ツ | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Emsidao- | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | anjobanjo | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Frex | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | TJACK Norris | 1 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tosse ツ | 137 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | Frex | 113 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | anjobanjo | 85 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Emsidao- | 44 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lofty | 33 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anjobanjo | +2.01 | 84 | 57 |
| #2 | Frex | +1.81 | 82 | 72 |
| #3 | Tosse ツ | +1.76 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | Emsidao- | +1.26 | 87 | 54 |
| #5 | zorrokungen88 | +0.03 | 72 | 44 |





