








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
559 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 524 | 36% |
| Smokes | 486 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 124 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 335 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $75,757 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daybaron | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | NutterButter | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | chiefqueef4215 | 33% | 6 |
| #4 | luffzoro496 | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daybaron | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | NutterButter | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | chiefqueef4215 | 33% | 6 |
| #4 | luffzoro496 | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NutterButter | 3 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | daybaron | 2 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | chiefqueef4215 | 1 | 0.0123 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NutterButter | 35 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | daybaron | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | chiefqueef4215 | 9 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | luffzoro496 | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SadBoyLikesMC | +3.34 | 73 | 58 |
| #2 | daybaron | +0.37 | 77 | 44 |
| #3 | NutterButter | -1.82 | 83 | 38 |
| #4 | chiefqueef4215 | -1.83 | 78 | 30 |
| #5 | luffzoro496 | -9.95 | 13 | 14 |





