








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3171 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3434 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2514 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3640 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2078 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $733,938 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mäski | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | El Goblino | 57% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mäski | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | El Goblino | 57% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Goblino | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | mäski | 4 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Goblino | 96 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | mäski | 53 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mäski | +3.12 | 85 | 46 |
| #2 | Hefeboi | +1.35 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | El Goblino | +0.10 | 63 | 51 |





