








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3117 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2874 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1982 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2018 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $510,477 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaidViolet | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | ‹«EN»› Wall-E | 50% | 28 |
| #3 | Gen_grevious | 49% | 187 |
| #4 | M0n-K3y | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaidViolet | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | ‹«EN»› Wall-E | 50% | 28 |
| #3 | Gen_grevious | 49% | 187 |
| #4 | M0n-K3y | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ‹«EN»› Wall-E | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | M0n-K3y | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M0n-K3y | 188 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Gen_grevious | 134 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | RaidViolet | 75 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | ‹«EN»› Wall-E | 30 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ‹«EN»› Wall-E | +4.14 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | jedi_cois | +1.32 | 48 | 67 |
| #3 | M0n-K3y | -0.94 | 50 | 72 |
| #4 | RaidViolet | -1.79 | 38 | 68 |
| #5 | Gen_grevious | -2.55 | 43 | 56 |





