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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 140 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 604 | 36% |
| Smokes | 362 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 551 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 160 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $479,081 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MÖFÖN L0PPUL1RU | 39% | 196 |
| #2 | prinssinakk1 the III | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MÖFÖN L0PPUL1RU | 39% | 196 |
| #2 | prinssinakk1 the III | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MÖFÖN L0PPUL1RU | 42 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | prinssinakk1 the III | 4 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MÖFÖN L0PPUL1RU | 170 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | prinssinakk1 the III | 16 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MÖFÖN L0PPUL1RU | +1.13 | 9 | 16 |
| #2 | prinssinakk1 the III | +0.29 | 17 | 20 |
| #3 | Liuksiala | -2.31 | 8 | 21 |





