








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,596 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1194 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3233 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 910 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2259 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,145,925 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prix | 48% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prix | 48% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prix | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prix | 385 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prix | +0.32 | 52 | 67 |
| #2 | drix | -0.19 | 52 | 46 |





