








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1045 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 347 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4314 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4632 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3657 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1957 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4144 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,000,597 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 895 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deadlystorMidstvr | 55% | 65 |
| #2 | frostie | 53% | 81 |
| #3 | TheG4m3r ® | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | smol elefante | 49% | 334 |
| #5 | Saladino | 49% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | smol elefante | 49% | 334 |
| #5 | Saladino | 49% | 188 |
| 48% | 48 | ||
| #7 | fs | 42% | 24 |
| 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smol elefante | 828 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | Saladino | 316 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | deadlystorMidstvr | 124 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | TheG4m3r ® | 83 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | frostie | 69 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rub1cs :): | +2.51 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | deadlystorMidstvr | +2.27 | 85 | 57 |
| #3 | TheG4m3r ® | +1.45 | 67 | 48 |
| #4 | fs | +1.11 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | frostie | -0.53 | 63 | 37 |





