








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3951 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1956 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3114 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 970 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $713,264 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roi | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | r o i | 51% | 123 |
| #3 | uWu feet | 49% | 136 |
| #4 | anton | 45% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roi | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | r o i | 51% | 123 |
| #3 | uWu feet | 49% | 136 |
| #4 | anton | 45% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anton | 43 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | uWu feet | 16 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | r o i | 16 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | roi | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anton | 1186 | 0.29 | 26 min |
| #2 | r o i | 624 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #3 | uWu feet | 258 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | roi | 103 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r o i | +4.06 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | uWu feet | +2.63 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | roi | +0.68 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | anton | -0.24 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | THE_essence?ofhumanpower | -1.22 | 46 | 58 |





