








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1449 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2323 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1982 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1600 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 979 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $750,163 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mata iz cute | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Anh Khạc Hay Em Khạc | 63% | 150 |
| #3 | TrH | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | 悪鬼 | 62% | 78 |
| #5 | Anh khạc hay em khạc | 60% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Takoyakuza | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Mata iz cute | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Anh Khạc Hay Em Khạc | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | 悪鬼 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Anh khạc hay em khạc | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anh Khạc Hay Em Khạc | 338 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | 悪鬼 | 265 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | girigiridance | 233 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | Takoyakuza | 216 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | Anh khạc hay em khạc | 149 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrH | +3.15 | 97 | 63 |
| #2 | SSS | +2.08 | 89 | 61 |
| #3 | 悪鬼 | +1.99 | 64 | 65 |
| #4 | Anh Khạc Hay Em Khạc | +1.47 | 87 | 52 |
| #5 | girigiridance | +1.22 | 83 | 65 |





