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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
195 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 542 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 99 | 18% |
| Smokes | 103 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 145 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 195 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $51,263 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦︎Senko✦ | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | koy | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | 20XX | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | G0OSE | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | Lancet | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G0OSE | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lancet | 29 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | G0OSE | 22 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Georgia Max Yuna | 16 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #4 | koy | 14 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | 20XX | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lancet | +4.73 | 91 | 52 |
| #2 | 20XX | +3.45 | 94 | 39 |
| #3 | pumpkimg | +2.19 | 63 | 33 |
| #4 | G0OSE | -0.10 | 59 | 37 |
| #5 | koy | -1.41 | 33 | 43 |





