








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 161 | 41% |
| Smokes | 65 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 58 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 106 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $46,878 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caomeieer | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | y1fan | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | dawson | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | ClawE | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caomeieer | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | y1fan | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | dawson | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | ClawE | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | y1fan | 68 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #2 | caomeieer | 8 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | dawson | 6 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dawson | +6.66 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | LD | +3.10 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | caomeieer | +1.57 | 67 | 51 |
| #4 | y1fan | -0.89 | 74 | 50 |
| #5 | ClawE | -3.48 | 50 | 17 |





