








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 651 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2829 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3301 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3318 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1309 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,738,913 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 566 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ur ugly | 57% | 58 |
| #2 | Rihi | 47% | 238 |
| #3 | Rihi_ | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | Larry Lobster | 46% | 180 |
| #5 | Lord Game | 43% | 223 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord Game | 48 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | Larry Lobster | 28 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Rihi | 13 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ur ugly | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Aly | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rihi | 689 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | Lord Game | 515 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #3 | Larry Lobster | 238 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Rihi_ | 109 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | ur ugly | 58 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ur ugly | +2.71 | 66 | 59 |
| #2 | Larry Lobster | +2.26 | 63 | 57 |
| #3 | Lord Game | +2.01 | 64 | 58 |
| #4 | Rihi | +1.48 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | Rihi_ | +1.07 | 67 | 58 |





