








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 767 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 264 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,307 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1753 | 53% |
| Smokes | 540 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 860 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 154 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,093,745 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | explicit | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | erox | 42% | 52 |
| #3 | xXx_EPIC_LUV_SLAYER_xXx | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | explicit | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | erox | 42% | 52 |
| #3 | xXx_EPIC_LUV_SLAYER_xXx | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | explicit | 13 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | erox | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | xXx_EPIC_LUV_SLAYER_xXx | 3 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erox | 60 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | explicit | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | xXx_EPIC_LUV_SLAYER_xXx | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | explicit | +1.81 | 72 | 34 |
| #2 | erox | -0.09 | 16 | 51 |
| #3 | ItzBuddTTV | -0.68 | 75 | 20 |
| #4 | xXx_EPIC_LUV_SLAYER_xXx | -2.19 | 9 | 26 |





