








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 765 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,905 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2285 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2044 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1088 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1488 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $840,758 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 667 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AidenasJ | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | Oprazor | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Yalu | 48% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AidenasJ | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | Oprazor | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Yalu | 48% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yalu | 20 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | AidenasJ | 7 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Oprazor | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yalu | 268 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | AidenasJ | 147 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Oprazor | 108 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skeeyt | +2.49 | 71 | 51 |
| #2 | AidenasJ | +1.48 | 72 | 44 |
| #3 | Oprazor | -1.25 | 78 | 52 |
| #4 | Yalu | -3.15 | 31 | 51 |





