








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1236 | 28% |
| Smokes | 909 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1361 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 876 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $187,898 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snoring_Snowman | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Snyders10 | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | SakuYoPP | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Unicorn | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snoring_Snowman | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Snyders10 | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | SakuYoPP | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Unicorn | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Unicorn | 2 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | SakuYoPP | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Snyders10 | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Unicorn | 46 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #2 | SakuYoPP | 23 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Snyders10 | 21 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Snoring_Snowman | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SakuYoPP | +2.29 | 26 | 45 |
| #2 | Snyders10 | -0.78 | 14 | 40 |
| #3 | Unicorn | -1.20 | 25 | 50 |
| #4 | chuck norris | -2.34 | 14 | 53 |
| #5 | Snoring_Snowman | -5.31 | 3 | 30 |





