








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 659 matches | ||
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




189 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8148 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8338 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4400 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4284 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,483,663 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 947 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarioBarth | 69% | 54 |
| #2 | sliN shady | 60% | 65 |
| #3 | Chefkoch Soße | 48% | 283 |
| #4 | Trist4N Sch0tt3 | 47% | 57 |
| #5 | SennyK | 42% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarioBarth | +6.94 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | Trist4N Sch0tt3 | +2.61 | 63 | 50 |
| #3 | Flaying_Pig | +1.67 | 32 | 48 |
| #4 | Chefkoch Soße | -1.22 | 33 | 45 |
| #5 | sliN shady | -1.31 | 44 | 46 |





