








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1641 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 155 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10039 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,665 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10633 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8587 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 10069 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 8376 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,757,076 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 645 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JericoCane | 56% | 125 |
| #2 | Akustic | 55% | 83 |
| #3 | Paggen | 53% | 92 |
| #4 | TheTinyPandah | 51% | 173 |
| #5 | Magdi_B | 51% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #17 | Prison Mike | 44% | 98 |
| #18 | TULIP | 43% | 173 |
| #19 | I have Candy in my van | 43% | 82 |
| #20 | jibb xtra | 41% | 73 |
| #21 | Captain Sassy Goodshot | 38% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheTinyPandah | 22 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | xhulia | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Johans1 | 16 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Lidl Trooper | Heizone | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | samantha | 11 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheTinyPandah | +5.59 | 87 | 49 |
| #2 | LoliCumDump | +2.74 | 83 | 56 |
| #3 | Magdi_B | +2.43 | 61 | 73 |
| #4 | JericoCane | +2.33 | 49 | 65 |
| #5 | samantha | +2.04 | 62 | 55 |





