








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 424 | 32% |
| Smokes | 288 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 331 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 289 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $108,544 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i do a lil trollin | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Wolfblade | 71% | 21 |
| #3 | Strain | 69% | 16 |
| #4 | Rc.Assassin | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | arT | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | arT | 67% | 3 |
| #6 | Hentai with Senpai | 64% | 14 |
| #7 | CRuiz | 62% | 13 |
| #8 | im a bhabi girl | 60% | 10 |
| #9 | ✪ AadiOxyn | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfblade | 6 | 0.0276 |
| #2 | Hentai with Senpai | 2 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Strain | 1 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | CRuiz | 1 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | im a bhabi girl | 1 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strain | 37 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #2 | Hentai with Senpai | 31 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | im a bhabi girl | 20 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #4 | CRuiz | 18 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | i do a lil trollin | 15 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arT | +4.61 | 32 | 70 |
| #2 | Rc.Assassin | +2.97 | 82 | 36 |
| #3 | Strain | +2.17 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | i do a lil trollin | +1.68 | 60 | 65 |
| #5 | Hentai with Senpai | +1.05 | 60 | 63 |





