








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 550 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 371 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,998 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1625 | 7% |
| Smokes | 8229 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 7325 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 6819 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,918,271 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yes | 54% | 178 |
| #2 | bork | 54% | 461 |
| #3 | Cumbender | 53% | 774 |
| #4 | ploopy | 52% | 1051 |
| #5 | lolieimi | 49% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ploopy | +6.94 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | yes | +1.63 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | Cumbender | +1.04 | 66 | 42 |
| #4 | bork | +0.54 | 58 | 42 |
| #5 | myron | -2.21 | 54 | 29 |





