








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 983 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 598 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




108 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 59,771 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 24361 | 41% |
| Smokes | 16267 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 11688 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 7455 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,539,375 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2070 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CyrusCS | 65% | 196 |
| #2 | 🐔 | 58% | 175 |
| #3 | Blake | 56% | 284 |
| #4 | Kaz | 54% | 105 |
| #5 | Swifttt | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kaz | 54% | 105 |
| #5 | Swifttt | 52% | 65 |
| #6 | ♖ demise ♜ | 46% | 57 |
| #7 | vitruvian man | 44% | 75 |
| #8 | Kevin | 42% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🐔 | 38 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Blake | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Kaz | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | CyrusCS | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Kevin | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🐔 | 594 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | Blake | 553 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | CyrusCS | 480 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | Kevin | 239 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Kaz | 197 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🐔 | +3.00 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | CyrusCS | +2.21 | 85 | 69 |
| #3 | vitruvian man | +1.80 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | No Friends | +0.67 | 67 | 72 |
| #5 | Kevin | -0.31 | 64 | 65 |





