








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 837 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




278 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2653 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2039 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2631 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1398 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,655,513 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 695 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Khotu | 62% | 79 |
| #8 | Kapo | 62% | 136 |
| #9 | session | 61% | 127 |
| #10 | MOPS | 55% | 82 |
| #11 | 123 | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | session | 85 | 0.0367 |
| #2 | juut | 69 | 0.0381 |
| #3 | Kapo | 64 | 0.0274 |
| #4 | Khotu | 42 | 0.0317 |
| #5 | MOPS | 38 | 0.0265 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eksole | +5.45 | 74 | 41 |
| #2 | 123 | +5.39 | 84 | 37 |
| #3 | boomboom | +4.97 | 86 | 30 |
| #4 | garant126 | +4.71 | 95 | 41 |
| #5 | Garant342 | +3.48 | 73 | 24 |





