








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2263 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,190 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3490 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1962 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2247 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1491 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $719,416 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1427 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moikka11 | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | miihael | 43% | 14 |
| #3 | GeaZy | 40% | 58 |
| #4 | :))))) | 38% | 100 |
| #5 | Korppi ★ | 38% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moikka11 | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | miihael | 43% | 14 |
| #3 | GeaZy | 40% | 58 |
| #4 | :))))) | 38% | 100 |
| #5 | Korppi ★ | 38% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Korppi ★ | 13 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | :))))) | 9 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Korppi ★ | 238 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | :))))) | 153 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | GeaZy | 74 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | miihael | 25 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | moikka11 | 19 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miihael | +0.92 | 74 | 72 |
| #2 | moikka11 | +0.56 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | :))))) | +0.01 | 76 | 57 |
| #4 | Korppi ★ | -0.23 | 68 | 75 |
| #5 | buLis | -0.78 | 62 | 57 |





