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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
71 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 97 | 41% |
| Smokes | 71 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 11 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 57 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $14,400 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chunguscel | 1 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Turkish rem | 1 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | struggling retard | 1 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chunguscel | 55 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #2 | Turkish rem | 39 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #3 | Desmond Doss | 7 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | struggling retard | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | paul | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chunguscel | +8.01 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | struggling retard | +4.67 | 87 | 39 |
| #3 | paul | -1.50 | 84 | 31 |
| #4 | IDFoidette | -3.09 | 34 | 39 |
| #5 | Turkish rem | -3.54 | 44 | 51 |





