








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 221 matches | ||
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,809 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6419 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7782 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5285 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6323 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,446,182 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 355 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ghettobird | 30 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | cronchy | 25 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Rusky | 20 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | W | 18 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | bran | 17 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ghettobird | 987 | 0.20 | 26 min |
| #2 | W | 317 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Rusky | 261 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | IJustClick | 250 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | bran | 209 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zim | +3.12 | 81 | 53 |
| #2 | IJustClick | +2.23 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | Upstart | +1.32 | 80 | 32 |
| #4 | cronchy | +1.15 | 61 | 27 |
| #5 | W | +1.07 | 62 | 54 |





