








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 360 | 27% |
| Smokes | 234 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 399 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 330 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $210,596 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mini0ffouinyzZzz | 5 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | szuri | 5 | 0.0195 |
| #3 | Eck0! | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | kan1u | 2 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | quizzy | 2 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snoozie | 77 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Eck0! | 52 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | quizzy | 45 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | kan1u | 43 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | szuri | 36 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mini0ffouinyzZzz | +5.30 | 96 | 20 |
| #2 | s | +3.97 | 94 | 47 |
| #3 | quizzy | +1.38 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | Zigfrid | +1.12 | 62 | 57 |
| #5 | Eck0! | +0.69 | 75 | 72 |





