








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 401 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1084 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,296 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2371 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1323 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1106 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1496 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $711,758 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 21simbba | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Arctic Blue | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Rontti | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Merino | 4 | 0.0235 |
| #5 | qveeti | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rontti | 279 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #2 | Arctic Blue | 262 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | jaara | 178 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | 21simbba | 166 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | qveeti | 108 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 21simbba | +3.37 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | Rontti | +3.00 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | jaara | +1.36 | 78 | 75 |
| #4 | Merino | +0.62 | 82 | 43 |
| #5 | qveeti | +0.35 | 63 | 58 |





