








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3718 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,308 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7239 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6750 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4733 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3586 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $884,649 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milux🔥 | 54% | 26 |
| #2 | senianek89 | 50% | 277 |
| #3 | Hexen | 46% | 59 |
| #4 | DzekiCzan08 | 46% | 151 |
| #5 | the.dokkt'er | 44% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Hexen | 46% | 59 |
| #4 | DzekiCzan08 | 46% | 151 |
| #5 | the.dokkt'er | 44% | 152 |
| #6 | Fevete | 43% | 37 |
| #7 | _studnia_ | 39% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | senianek89 | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | DzekiCzan08 | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | the.dokkt'er | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Hexen | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | _studnia_ | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the.dokkt'er | 1012 | 0.31 | 25 min |
| #2 | DzekiCzan08 | 186 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | senianek89 | 145 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #4 | Fevete | 84 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Milux🔥 | 83 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | senianek89 | +1.69 | 66 | 43 |
| #2 | Fevete | +0.97 | 17 | 62 |
| #3 | the.dokkt'er | +0.45 | 17 | 81 |
| #4 | michauke121 | +0.20 | 36 | 64 |
| #5 | Hexen | -2.58 | 19 | 39 |





