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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 818 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 410 | 50% |
| Smokes | 319 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 37 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 52 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $62,900 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pathole | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | PHS ANDEN♥ | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | DanielHøivik | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pathole | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | PHS ANDEN♥ | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | DanielHøivik | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pathole | 14 | 0.0243 |
| #2 | DanielHøivik | 8 | 0.0199 |
| #3 | PHS ANDEN♥ | 3 | 0.0217 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pathole | 122 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | PHS ANDEN♥ | 26 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | DanielHøivik | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PHS ANDEN♥ | +3.13 | 61 | 64 |
| #2 | FurkY | +2.72 | 54 | 36 |
| #3 | pathole | +2.20 | 53 | 50 |
| #4 | DanielHøivik | -2.45 | 32 | 9 |





