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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 834 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 357 | 43% |
| Smokes | 236 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 18 | 2% |
| Molotovs | 223 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $156,464 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | santana | 50% | 2 |
| #8 | ketamine cory | 48% | 27 |
| #9 | Barnegod4 | 45% | 11 |
| #10 | MaddChillys | 44% | 16 |
| #11 | Ghosly | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ketamine cory | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | MaddChillys | 2 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | itzfunkytim | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | santana | +3.64 | 64 | 61 |
| #2 | ✪ jakobt | +1.64 | 58 | 56 |
| #3 | ketamine cory | +1.33 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | wheatley | +0.93 | 83 | 35 |
| #5 | MaddChillys | +0.52 | 69 | 74 |





