








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 150 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7070 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2117 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4508 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4152 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4061 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,538,000 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 704 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br00f | 56% | 400 |
| #2 | Moomoo | 53% | 47 |
| #3 | Slazy0 | 34% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br00f | 56% | 400 |
| #2 | Moomoo | 53% | 47 |
| #3 | Slazy0 | 34% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slazy0 | 21 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | Br00f | 19 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Moomoo | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br00f | 599 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #2 | Slazy0 | 15 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #3 | Moomoo | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArtyXP | +2.41 | 74 | 49 |
| #2 | Br00f | +0.95 | 67 | 55 |
| #3 | Slazy0 | -2.07 | 57 | 22 |
| #4 | Moomoo | -5.57 | 25 | 9 |





