








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3901 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4272 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3719 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1398 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2723 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $583,777 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɪ'ᴍ ZeroTwo ゼロツー|002 | 53% | 34 |
| #2 | kashino pro max | 48% | 176 |
| #3 | D3MonBaKa | 43% | 138 |
| #4 | GoldieJrs | 41% | 133 |
| #5 | Vibbit | 40% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D3MonBaKa | 590 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | GoldieJrs | 463 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | Vibbit | 394 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | kashino pro max | 260 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | ɪ'ᴍ ZeroTwo ゼロツー|002 | 193 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɪ'ᴍ ZeroTwo ゼロツー|002 | +3.80 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | 최유나 | +3.18 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | kashino pro max | +0.71 | 58 | 46 |
| #4 | D3MonBaKa | -1.19 | 36 | 55 |
| #5 | Vibbit | -2.03 | 9 | 52 |





