








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,439 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1138 | 26% |
| Smokes | 763 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1416 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1122 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $541,835 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rustyjooks | 48% | 48 |
| #5 | Kapper | 47% | 76 |
| #6 | Juul | 46% | 41 |
| #7 | inim | 43% | 30 |
| #8 | maRv | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juul | 136 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Felde | 133 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Rustyjooks | 125 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kapper | 91 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | inim | 75 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapper | +3.56 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | ☣︎Benny Søndag☣ | +1.50 | 65 | 70 |
| #3 | Juul | +1.17 | 59 | 70 |
| #4 | Felde | +1.15 | 60 | 67 |
| #5 | maRv | -0.04 | 71 | 62 |





