








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 22 matches | 2,039 | |
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,511 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1042 | 30% |
| Smokes | 858 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 748 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 863 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $314,640 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rojje | 12 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | TrippX | 8 | 0.0166 |
| #3 | Flipp | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | wiglum2001 | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | seyz | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seyz | 205 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | Rojje | 112 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | TrippX | 49 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Flipp | 49 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | wiglum2001 | 33 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seyz | +7.38 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | Strika | +4.67 | 82 | 44 |
| #3 | lurre | +2.22 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | TrippX | +0.80 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | Rhyzo | +0.57 | 82 | 52 |





