








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 218 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,798 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 729 | 19% |
| Smokes | 675 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 974 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1420 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $877,669 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | filozof | 52% | 89 |
| #2 | milosz-s 18.1cm | 47% | 157 |
| #3 | Eva Elfie | 44% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | filozof | 52% | 89 |
| #2 | milosz-s 18.1cm | 47% | 157 |
| #3 | Eva Elfie | 44% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milosz-s 18.1cm | 24 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | filozof | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Eva Elfie | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milosz-s 18.1cm | 265 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | filozof | 142 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Eva Elfie | 99 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | filozof | +3.16 | 79 | 46 |
| #2 | milosz-s 18.1cm | +2.02 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | Kamilozoo | +0.07 | 72 | 35 |
| #4 | Eva Elfie | -1.78 | 72 | 51 |





