








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 693 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 416 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3153 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5376 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3850 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3124 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,394,751 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | devly | 64% | 55 |
| #2 | chorr0' | 57% | 93 |
| #3 | Pi3ZzAsSs | 55% | 65 |
| #4 | π
Ήπ
΄ππππ
Έππ
Ύ | 55% | 87 |
| #5 | PROFE! | 54% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Pineapple | +1.62 | 57 | 59 |
| #2 | devly | +1.61 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | Aiko | +1.56 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | PATATAS BRAVAS | +0.95 | 67 | 62 |
| #5 | JULIOVG | +0.86 | 47 | 42 |





