








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 264 | 19% |
| Smokes | 403 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 357 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 360 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $283,459 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pomelo SUNDAY0.O | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | Terminat0r | 49% | 85 |
| #3 | GetScammed_Geokk | 47% | 45 |
| #4 | George27 | 44% | 16 |
| #5 | Buco | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pomelo SUNDAY0.O | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | Terminat0r | 49% | 85 |
| #3 | GetScammed_Geokk | 47% | 45 |
| #4 | George27 | 44% | 16 |
| #5 | Buco | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terminat0r | 23 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | GetScammed_Geokk | 21 | 0.0245 |
| #3 | Buco | 8 | 0.0191 |
| #4 | Pomelo SUNDAY0.O | 7 | 0.0203 |
| #5 | George27 | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terminat0r | 717 | 0.44 | 16 min |
| #2 | GetScammed_Geokk | 147 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | Buco | 49 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Pomelo SUNDAY0.O | 44 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | George27 | 19 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terminat0r | +3.41 | 84 | 69 |
| #2 | Buco | +2.29 | 82 | 44 |
| #3 | Pomelo SUNDAY0.O | -0.61 | 69 | 36 |
| #4 | RoniiiRubiq | -1.57 | 74 | 34 |
| #5 | George27 | -2.86 | 32 | 35 |





