








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1496 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1427 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1198 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 964 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $364,312 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r4mb0 | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | FuckingWyatt | 59% | 83 |
| #3 | darksoul-- | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Absolute Lizard | 56% | 43 |
| #5 | F1RES1DE | 50% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FuckingWyatt | 222 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | r4mb0 | 100 | 0.38 | 2 min |
| #3 | F1RES1DE | 73 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | DANGERMOLES | 62 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Oscar The Grouch | 53 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FuckingWyatt | +5.35 | 80 | 53 |
| #2 | Absolute Lizard | +1.24 | 39 | 49 |
| #3 | F1RES1DE | +0.51 | 58 | 69 |
| #4 | r4mb0 | +0.49 | 48 | 80 |
| #5 | darksoul-- | +0.42 | 52 | 64 |





