








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
605 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 696 | 26% |
| Smokes | 707 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 819 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 472 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $264,375 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eseba | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | saneyy<3 | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | Pop Smoke | 46% | 59 |
| #4 | JuipeloPatja69 | 43% | 53 |
| #5 | ArppaZ ツ | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | saneyy<3 | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | Pop Smoke | 46% | 59 |
| #4 | JuipeloPatja69 | 43% | 53 |
| #5 | ArppaZ ツ | 40% | 5 |
| #6 | Natski | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuipeloPatja69 | 11 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Pop Smoke | 10 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pop Smoke | 365 | 0.33 | 8 min |
| #2 | JuipeloPatja69 | 142 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | saneyy<3 | 32 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Natski | 19 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | ArppaZ ツ | 8 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArppaZ ツ | +2.95 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | Natski | +2.85 | 66 | 60 |
| #3 | Pop Smoke | +2.68 | 57 | 67 |
| #4 | saneyy<3 | +1.04 | 51 | 47 |
| #5 | JuipeloPatja69 | +0.94 | 63 | 44 |





