








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2391 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3295 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3449 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3291 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $899,184 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aldicy | 67% | 46 |
| #2 | Pyrkens ♛ | 57% | 140 |
| #3 | meneljanusz | 56% | 71 |
| #4 | Kejefsi | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | rogal.tdw | 53% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meneljanusz | 339 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | ✪ Metz | 217 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Cringe_Karol | 157 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | rogal.tdw | 148 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pyrkens ♛ | 147 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kejefsi | +3.54 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | meneljanusz | +3.00 | 77 | 74 |
| #3 | Pyrkens ♛ | +2.35 | 82 | 50 |
| #4 | rrrrr | +1.42 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | rogal.tdw | +0.37 | 68 | 58 |





