








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 442 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7215 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6312 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5428 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1783 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $668,227 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustInGame/TTV | 47% | 57 |
| #2 | SoulGamer1907 | 42% | 102 |
| #3 | MOnster | 36% | 80 |
| #4 | AgL | 35% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustInGame/TTV | 47% | 57 |
| #2 | SoulGamer1907 | 42% | 102 |
| #3 | MOnster | 36% | 80 |
| #4 | AgL | 35% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoulGamer1907 | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | AgL | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | MOnster | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | JustInGame/TTV | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOnster | 182 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | JustInGame/TTV | 163 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | AgL | 102 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | SoulGamer1907 | 49 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AgL | +3.89 | 66 | 58 |
| #2 | JustInGame/TTV | +2.50 | 53 | 41 |
| #3 | SoulGamer1907 | +0.33 | 41 | 20 |
| #4 | ∏IGHƬCLƱƁ | -0.75 | 8 | 45 |
| #5 | MOnster | -2.32 | 8 | 38 |





