








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 651 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,314 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 685 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1998 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3324 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 1307 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,904,791 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Choozti | 51% | 121 |
| #2 | Zookies | 50% | 202 |
| #3 | NkXx | 44% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Choozti | 51% | 121 |
| #2 | Zookies | 50% | 202 |
| #3 | NkXx | 44% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Choozti | 12 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Zookies | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | NkXx | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zookies | 637 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | NkXx | 206 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Choozti | 182 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zookies | +2.99 | 59 | 66 |
| #2 | Choozti | -0.33 | 32 | 57 |
| #3 | BarniRoi | -1.05 | 43 | 38 |
| #4 | NkXx | -1.86 | 37 | 61 |





