








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 452 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3851 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1822 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1323 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 881 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1310 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,195,782 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stop snitchin | 46% | 54 |
| #2 | Jakub05 | 42% | 118 |
| #3 | Donald Tusk | 41% | 22 |
| #4 | Floda | 36% | 74 |
| #5 | zymo | 36% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Jakub05 | 42% | 118 |
| #3 | Donald Tusk | 41% | 22 |
| #4 | Floda | 36% | 74 |
| #5 | zymo | 36% | 87 |
| #6 | n | 33% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stop snitchin | 32 | 0.0289 |
| #2 | Jakub05 | 22 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | zymo | 22 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | n | 21 | 0.0190 |
| #5 | Donald Tusk | 7 | 0.0151 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zymo | 404 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | Jakub05 | 200 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | stop snitchin | 162 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Floda | 129 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | n | 56 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grb | +2.79 | 78 | 46 |
| #2 | Floda | +1.38 | 56 | 44 |
| #3 | n | +1.32 | 61 | 25 |
| #4 | stop snitchin | -1.10 | 42 | 35 |
| #5 | zymo | -1.27 | 59 | 51 |





