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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 834 | 18% |
| Smokes | 362 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 1506 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1813 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,136,765 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pro.Zeusen | 55% | 42 |
| #2 | MrsCryptic | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Narakute | 54% | 26 |
| #4 | ♤♡○Allie○♡♤ | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | CoNa | Niyo | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ♤♡○Allie○♡♤ | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | CoNa | Niyo | 37% | 30 |
| #6 | TFG's™ | Ungel GlennyS | 37% | 71 |
| #7 | ☢𝒯ӾӾ₵☢ csbro | 31% | 67 |
| #8 | ★⪨Mrs.ToXxic⪩★ | 31% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★⪨Mrs.ToXxic⪩★ | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ♤♡○Allie○♡♤ | 4 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | CoNa | Niyo | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | TFG's™ | Ungel GlennyS | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | ☢𝒯ӾӾ₵☢ csbro | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★⪨Mrs.ToXxic⪩★ | 223 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | ☢𝒯ӾӾ₵☢ csbro | 167 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | TFG's™ | Ungel GlennyS | 145 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | ♤♡○Allie○♡♤ | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Narakute | 29 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pro.Zeusen | +4.12 | 82 | 43 |
| #2 | ☢𝒯ӾӾ₵☢ csbro | +2.30 | 47 | 59 |
| #3 | ♤♡○Allie○♡♤ | +2.11 | 65 | 48 |
| #4 | TFG's™ | Ungel GlennyS | +1.61 | 58 | 50 |
| #5 | Narakute | -0.54 | 13 | 29 |





