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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1168 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,450 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 500 | 20% |
| Smokes | 691 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 573 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 686 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $205,704 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Votekz | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Wahetpole [nosound] | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | k_ | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | õ | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | Perry | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1xed | 72 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | Gerald | 34 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | paekas07 | 27 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | SSSSSS | 22 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Votekz | 21 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GJ♞ | +2.23 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | PEPPA | +2.09 | 59 | 62 |
| #3 | Wahetpole [nosound] | +1.38 | 72 | 75 |
| #4 | SSSSSS | +1.15 | 75 | 49 |
| #5 | k_ | +0.06 | 83 | 53 |





