








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
168 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 31 | 14% |
| Smokes | 73 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 48 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 71 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $34,879 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | NaanInbread | 71% | 7 |
| #8 | Jennie | 57% | 7 |
| #9 | MZRaZe | 50% | 2 |
| #10 | Mr.TaylorSwift | 33% | 3 |
| #11 | chaewon♱ | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaanInbread | 2 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | Jennie | 1 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | chaewon♱ | 1 | 0.0213 |
| #4 | :) | 1 | 0.0222 |
| #5 | MZRaZe | 1 | 0.0222 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaanInbread | 41 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| #2 | Jennie | 37 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #3 | Environmental Social Governance | 18 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| #4 | Bazzi on وكنت قليلا الكلبةHZ ♥ | 11 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | chaewon♱ | 8 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sensei | +7.23 | 91 | 72 |
| #2 | :) | +5.90 | 82 | 48 |
| #3 | the rocat | +5.75 | 58 | 80 |
| #4 | Jennie | +3.54 | 61 | 79 |
| #5 | epii | +3.04 | 86 | 47 |





