








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1364 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1966 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1811 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1769 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $706,275 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neorah | 89% | 28 |
| #2 | marsya | 83% | 18 |
| #3 | 🎃 | 79% | 19 |
| #4 | EnfieLd | 75% | 44 |
| #5 | WasteOfAmmo | 73% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | joy lobo | 65% | 20 |
| #14 | RizkyGTG | 65% | 17 |
| #15 | sing genah kon | 63% | 32 |
| #16 | THEB1GDOGZ | 56% | 39 |
| #17 | DRA | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sing genah kon | 201 | 0.32 | 4 min |
| #2 | EnfieLd | 176 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | THEB1GDOGZ | 133 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | M | 120 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | WasteOfAmmo | 118 | 0.22 | 3 min |





