








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 251 | 30% |
| Smokes | 161 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 199 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 229 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $8,751 of utility $8 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N_Meh | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | АннаТooли | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | Suslik_K | 42% | 43 |
| #4 | IMAFUCKINGKANGAROO | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | Kiisuke. | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suslik_K | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | IMAFUCKINGKANGAROO | 2 | 0.0278 |
| #3 | Kiisuke. | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | gspotlol | 1 | 0.0105 |
| #5 | N_Meh | 1 | 0.0143 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N_Meh | +8.32 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | IMAFUCKINGKANGAROO | +7.47 | 52 | 52 |
| #3 | арабский принц | +2.46 | 85 | 31 |
| #4 | Suslik_K | -0.47 | 32 | 46 |
| #5 | gspotlol | -2.20 | 33 | 17 |





