








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 269 matches | ||
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6960 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7506 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8489 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7794 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,444,649 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 416 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HighRishMan | 51% | 147 |
| #2 | The-High-Rish-Man | 50% | 66 |
| #3 | Doylrr | 45% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HighRishMan | 51% | 147 |
| #2 | The-High-Rish-Man | 50% | 66 |
| #3 | Doylrr | 45% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doylrr | 15 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | HighRishMan | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | The-High-Rish-Man | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doylrr | 307 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | HighRishMan | 158 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | The-High-Rish-Man | 55 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnaBL3 | +2.64 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | The-High-Rish-Man | -0.68 | 59 | 40 |
| #3 | Doylrr | -1.10 | 72 | 62 |
| #4 | HighRishMan | -1.15 | 50 | 38 |





