








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1627 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2722 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1507 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2136 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,493,206 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KILLER FISH | 81% | 26 |
| #2 | melina | 75% | 24 |
| #3 | ♂Leather♂Man♂ | 66% | 38 |
| #4 | Hanabi | 57% | 40 |
| #5 | s1mple | 57% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Lkn | 49% | 49 |
| #7 | rōnin | 47% | 57 |
| #8 | 안나 이베트 🦄 | 46% | 134 |
| #9 | Ducdaking- | 45% | 128 |
| #10 | Phillip Graves | 31% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 안나 이베트 🦄 | 15 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Ducdaking- | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | rōnin | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Lkn | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | melina | 3 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ducdaking- | 619 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | rōnin | 280 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #3 | Lkn | 238 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | Hanabi | 204 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #5 | 안나 이베트 🦄 | 181 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1mple | +5.19 | 96 | 51 |
| #2 | KILLER FISH | +3.54 | 92 | 55 |
| #3 | rōnin | +3.28 | 86 | 75 |
| #4 | Ducdaking- | +2.50 | 93 | 50 |
| #5 | melina | +1.49 | 71 | 48 |





